The Perfect Thanksgiving Dinner is Pumpkin Pie

Did you fight with your relatives over politics this Thanksgiving? Me too!

Below is the only thing you’ll ever need to make for Thanksgiving and beyond.

Recipe:
First get a big ole pumpkin and carve a funny face into the pumpkin; he won’t mind.
You can name him Wilson.

Second, turn on your radiator, which is located between your legs and insert the pumpkin. Ahhhh, that feels better doesn’t it? You have health insurance, right?

Lastly, reach underneath your sink and grab the fire extinguisher. This creates a nice, non-lethal, creamy topping for the hot pumpkin pie.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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