Question 1: Should my poop take longer than 15 minutes?
Answer: No. Use a laxative if your hearth doesn’t properly digest the food within 15 minutes. Sometimes the other poop will come, but only when you pee first.
Question 2: Should I audition for American Idol?
Answer. No. They canceled that show.
Question 3: Do you think I looked better with shorter hair?
Answer. Yes. Go back to the salon and ask them to replace your dorsal fin with a purple one.
Question 4: How can I be the person my dog thinks I am?
Answer: Have one cup of dumpster juice in the morning.
Question 5: Can you rub my back for me?
Answer: Only if your PPO will cover the charge. You may feel a slight sawing.
*Disclaimer: All Box of Mirth health questions are answered by Dr. Zee